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How do I tell a guy he's hurting me and he's going from nothing to fucking way to fast?? I hate sex so I'm usually drunk anyways but I wanna be able to enjoy it eventually , but I also don't wanna hurt his ego!

sadisticgames:

you could always hand him a dildo and ask if he would like to ram it up his ass without lube?

This seriously comes down to people watching too much porn and thinking that is how it works in real life. 

It just fucking isn’t. Hell, you may even enjoy sex once this is explained to him. 

No one fucks a limp cock, instead they wait till it’s hard, or they make an effort to make it hard. 

Well, same thing with a pussy. Don’t fuck a dry pussy. Get it wet. If that means you get your face or fingers down there, great! If that isn’t doing it but she still wants sex, try a toy, a vibrator, and get some lube going. 

If your partner isn’t enjoying sex, first they need to be honest, forget the ego, and communicate, and second, once you know your partner isn’t enjoying it, fucking fix it! 

If it isn’t wet, you’re not there yet. 

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Harrison giggled in potential embarrassment as the wind blew up his skirt. I knew my brother wasn’t wearing any panties under those tights and that meant that his “extra part” might be on display more so than normal in such a circumstance. And on our way to a friend’s funeral was not the time to display his extra bits.
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tricias-captions:

Harrison giggled in potential embarrassment as the wind blew up his skirt. I knew my brother wasn’t wearing any panties under those tights and that meant that his “extra part” might be on display more so than normal in such a circumstance. And on our way to a friend’s funeral was not the time to display his extra bits.

(Source: in-pantyhose)

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"It’s in the bag, Mark. Both Clyde and Manuel think that you’re a girl. When they get back here, I don’t care which one of them sits next to you. I’ll take the other one. Just remember to keep his hand from going up your skirt until later. I suggest you make the first move and open his zipper before he gets too far. He’ll forget all about you if he thinks you’re going to blow him.

"And you are going to blow him. And swallow. I can’t wait to see your eyes as his hot sperm hits the back of your mouth. It’ll make you a new man, er, woman, Mark. I swear."

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Originally, my girlfriend said it was just for Halloween, that I would look cute in chick clothes and it would be so much fun. Then she said she liked it so much, she wanted me to wear them other times too. Then I found out she had another boyfriend too. And she was making him dress up like a chick too. I wanted to dump her, but she told me she’d SnapChat pictures of me dressed up in lingerie sucking her strap on to all my friends.

Now she has the two of us, me and Bryan, to do anything she wants. I hate how cute I think Bryan is these days. And I hate how much I actually get off when she has us fuck while she watches.

(Source: voodoodaddio)

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